Good news is Chris Parmelee says he feels great, bad news is he looks like he got punched by Mike Tyson #beanball twitter.com/Twins_morsecod…
— Dustin Morse (@Twins_morsecode) April 27, 2012
The Twins first baseman hasn't had any residual effects from taking a fastball to the dome on Wednesday, but he's going to need a better story for that shiner.
"I got hit in the head by a Major League pitcher ..."
Yeah, suuuuure you did.